Its never a sign that you are gonna meet "the one" when your date turns up in a new two seater black convertible and parks it next to your dirty white Citroen AX which you are surprised and gratefull is still running . Bless him though and his three black rucksacks perfectly packed, so much so, that a search for condoms took up to 15 minutes............
I am glad I didnt tell him that the reason I had started laughing out loud was because he reminded me of the squirrel from "Over the hedge" when he drinks a can of Coca Cola. I think I did during the evening turn into a vitually motionless character just watching this man and thinking to myself "You need to cut down on the coffee".
So I wouldnt call it a disasterous date at all......he was nice......polite.....and I thought that his quirkyness was cute. I was a bit worried during the night that the sex might be constituted by the same kind of rhythmn and attention span.
It wasnt that bad though and at times it could have even been considered pleasureable. Arent condoms horrible though!? I mean the rubber they used is it designed to have astringent properties? Hello?!! Come on science!
On the whole it was fun and I didnt wake up with abandonment issues or the feeling that I am hopelessly in love or anything overly dramatic like that. Just the feeling that I met another quirky person as all people are probably and in his idiosicracy I found humanity that there is tenderness for him like I am feeling for the human race today.....
I am glad I didnt tell him that the reason I had started laughing out loud was because he reminded me of the squirrel from "Over the hedge" when he drinks a can of Coca Cola. I think I did during the evening turn into a vitually motionless character just watching this man and thinking to myself "You need to cut down on the coffee".
So I wouldnt call it a disasterous date at all......he was nice......polite.....and I thought that his quirkyness was cute. I was a bit worried during the night that the sex might be constituted by the same kind of rhythmn and attention span.
It wasnt that bad though and at times it could have even been considered pleasureable. Arent condoms horrible though!? I mean the rubber they used is it designed to have astringent properties? Hello?!! Come on science!
On the whole it was fun and I didnt wake up with abandonment issues or the feeling that I am hopelessly in love or anything overly dramatic like that. Just the feeling that I met another quirky person as all people are probably and in his idiosicracy I found humanity that there is tenderness for him like I am feeling for the human race today.....
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